Welcome to the psych ward, Britney Spears!

By ktj4l on February 1st, 2008

Watching Sylvester Stallone as Rambo ripping people’s throats off today made me think: What would this world be like without machine guns? Then I went back to writing this shitty update filled with porn you’re going to masturbate to because you’re fucking dirty. If you’re going to be beating off to this, at least have the common courtesy to not use your hand anymore. That’s too old school. At least use a Fleshlight so you have something to fuck. It’s not really my place to tell you that you can’t get real pussy, but chances are you’re here beating off to porn for a reason. I’ll leave it at that. Enjoy the porn, you disgusting pervert. I’d like to finish this by offering my condolences to Britney Spears (but not really) and Eve Mendes. One is in a psych ward and the other is in rehab. They could be out doing drugs instead.

	Watch this sexy blonde cutie Brook Scott get her pussy pounded by fucking machines. - VIDEO
	Our favorite college girl from the midwest, Melissa Midwest, got fucked and covered in cum right in her fucking office. - VIDEO
	These two sexy Latina college hotties got assfucked by this guy with a fat dick. They wore sombreros while they sucked his huge cock. - VIDEO
	This crazy MILF really wanted a beer. So she fucked her neighbor to get one. - VIDEO
	This mom isn’t picky at all. If you wanna stick it in her ass, pussy or mouth in whichever order you’d like, she’s down. - VIDEO
	This girl is the definition of a college slut. She’ll suck a guy’s dick and fuck him even if she just met him at some party. - VIDEO
	Watch these two drunken lesbians lick each others’ pussies in some hot 69 action. - VIDEO
	This is what Fuck College is all about really. Sexy college girls getting fucked at frat parties. - VIDEO
	Watch this 18 year old college beauty get annihilated by a steaming pile of cock. - VIDEO
	This cutie Tiffany has a pretty tight pussy, so it’s hard to get your cock in her. If it doesn’t fit, force it! - VIDEO
	This horny college girl was aching for some cock in her pussy so bad that she couldn’t even wait to get home before she needed a good fuck. She got fucked outside! - VIDEO
	These two lesbians are actually really fucking hot I must say. Usually I like to make fun of some bitches, but today most of the shit I’m posting is actually top notch. - VIDEO
	What do you think daddy’s worst nightmare is? Find out. - SITE OF THE DAY
	Mail order bride Jennifer gets rescued from potentially marrying an asshole before she’s plowed full of 18 inches of monster cock! - VIDEO
	Raven Riley is a stupid bitch. This time she’s playing with body paint.
	This pretty little blonde cowgirl decided to ride some dick today instead of her horse.
	You really can’t go wrong with hot chicks in thongs by the pool, can you?
	I can’t believe this video is somehow still on YouTube with her tit popping out, but it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time. - VIDEO
	This is completely unrelated to porn, but you need to go see that new Rambo movie. I saw it tonight and it’s very good.